new joke tshirts

— I thought fly means you cant get their wings wet or dip

no that’s a different type of fly

— my wife asks me …

“honey what do you want on your burger?”

I reply

“i like my burgers like I like my sex”.

just beef and sauce

just say no

— “honey what do you want on your burger”

… no lettuce and tomatoes…

just beef and sauce…

just say no

— “honey were running late …

did MapQuest the directions?”

…”honey with that ass I can get lost from days .”

…wait…

…honey does this dress make my butt look big?

—honey… does this dress make my but look big